Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 21, 2020

The joys of Sweatpants. Excuse me… The joys of Oversized Sweatpants! ;)

Now you don’t have to hold it in…relax, you’re in good company..er, pants.

Biggest pair of Levis© I ever found in a Goodwill store were 84 × 40.....

Don’t talk to me about overeating this thanksgiving unless you’ve made me my own pumpkin pie.

I ain’t gonna overeat

Cause it all goes to my feet

And my shoes are getting tight once again.

The cobbler tried to stretch ’em

But the dog refused to fetch ’em

So I ain’t gonna overeat anymore!!

“And, even now, I can hear the screams for mercy from your underpants…” ㋡

You folks have given my “Like” finger a callous …!

Time to suit up.