My first Thanksgiving after getting married, I took out the neck from the body cavity, but the giblets were left in. I did not check the neck cavity until after the bird was cooked. Did not realize that those would be in there. It really did not hurt the turkey or the flavor, but I was a bit embarrassed.
There are plenty of You Tube videos on cooking turkeys but I am sure he will come up with a creative solution. Deep frying is good but I would like a smoked one.
I used to work midnights in a phone center, late at night we would get overflow calls from a turkey and ham 800 number these callers were calling for directions on how to cook either a turkey or ham and the callers many did not know how to make a glass of water we tried to tell them they had the wrong number but if the same guy called back 2 or 3 times we wanted to just tell them to put it in the oven and set to oven clean and forget it
wmwiii Premium Member over 3 years ago
Deep fry it, Monty.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
My sliced deli turkey sandwich is as traditional as I get.
Melki Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m guessing it’s still frozen.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
There are people who try to do this!!
donwalter over 3 years ago
Mom had a bigger microwave. I still remember my first one….it was almost the size of a TV…
sfreader1 over 3 years ago
My first Thanksgiving after getting married, I took out the neck from the body cavity, but the giblets were left in. I did not check the neck cavity until after the bird was cooked. Did not realize that those would be in there. It really did not hurt the turkey or the flavor, but I was a bit embarrassed.
petermerck over 3 years ago
Too bad. That aluminum tent cover would make the skin crispier.
petermerck over 3 years ago
Too bad. That aluminum foil tent cover would make the skin crispier.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hope he takes the plastic wrapping off before cooking!
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
Monty must have family somewhere; let’s see ‘em. Either Monty’s an aberration or they’re all wackos like him. Either way, it’d be great!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have one word of advice for you: Swanson
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Me thinks I see a series of funny events to happen…..
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Still time to buy the big instant pot cooker.
Jujeebean over 3 years ago
There are plenty of You Tube videos on cooking turkeys but I am sure he will come up with a creative solution. Deep frying is good but I would like a smoked one.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
The manly way is to do it on the grill.
bobw2012 over 3 years ago
Be sure to remove the bag with the mystery meat first.
Baucuva over 3 years ago
Turkey’s overrated. We have lasagna.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Probably not too late to donate the turkey to a local charity serving the homeless, Monty!
demnuts1 over 3 years ago
I used to work midnights in a phone center, late at night we would get overflow calls from a turkey and ham 800 number these callers were calling for directions on how to cook either a turkey or ham and the callers many did not know how to make a glass of water we tried to tell them they had the wrong number but if the same guy called back 2 or 3 times we wanted to just tell them to put it in the oven and set to oven clean and forget it