For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 16, 2020

It’s good to see that someone still loves those old Henny Youngman jokes.

and I, a male employee at a grocery store, wonder why it’s the women’s bathroom that gets the most messy (paper towels and toilet paper on the floor and even the PT/TP dispensers emptied)

Someone has just failed to realize they’ve just stepped into a messy meadow muffin.

And that marks the end of the date!!

The women have to take their brats into the ladies room with them…male and female.

Very true Michael!!! I remember growing up my 2older sisters took way too much time in the bathroom doing their hair and makeup!!!! My dad got sooo mad he bought them a fulll length mirror to put in their room!!!

I’ve heard that comment before when I was working. Here in South Africa African men refuse to clean toilets no matter which gender use them. So, the African women have to clean them and many of them have told me that the women’s toilets are much dirtier than the men’s.

Same.

Apparently, applying lipstick can be as noisy as the Patterson’s eating. Mff! Smack! Smkk! Blarg!

ya know boys, the women behind you has a good lock on target on the back of your heads.

THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH TOILETS IN A LADIES ROOM! Women’s toilets have long lines. Men’s toilet do not. Men take 90 seconds to “go”… women need at least five minutes. It stands to reason there should be at least TWICE as many toilets for women!!!

I remember in HS that boys spent an inordinate amount of time in front of the bathroom mirror, too, always trying to get their D.A. or a curl to look just right. (Look up Ducktail if you’re unsure about D.A.)

As a long time bachelor I know, for a fact, comments like that are what make you a long time bachelor.

So tell me, if the men’s restroom has 6 toilet stalls, why don’t the women’s have 15? To me, this is a real DUH no brainer.

Looks like Tracey added a bit of lipstick too. Duckie, did you notice? Does this mean she’s a “bad girl”, too?

Watch it boys, you’re crusin’ for a bruisen’.

Odd how Michael spends as much time in front of a mirror in his OWN bathroom.

Michael, that comment was not a good reflection on you…

FYI. “lineup” is a Canadianism for “line” or “queue”.

Oo! I almost forgot… STICKY-OUT TONGUE!!