Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for November 20, 2020

Oh brother. Stop the diva fits please

“What the heck is wrong with you two?” But enough about R & W.

P1, Dude, if you’re one of the offensive linemen, just stop blocking for Will Thayer and you’ll eventually get your wish.

P2, I wonder if Gil and Mimi are listening to Marty’s broadcast since Gil can’t be bothered to show up for the games?

P3, Steve Boone puts himself in arms way. . .

I’ve seen fights break out on one bench caused by frustration when the team was losing. Don’t think I’ve seen one break out on the bench of the winning team because they were unhappy about not winning by more points.

In all reality , where is The Coach ? Oh there he is packing up the Milford State Champs tee shirts and Gil Thorp mugs he sells at the concession stand .

In all reality , Today is a day of infamy for Milford Football and all of us Snarkers have witnessed history being made .

“What the heck! We covered the spread. What’s wrong with you?”

In all due respect, Boonie is short handed at keeping Gordon and Gerry at arms length. If they were at City Town Milford Park Lake, he would have an opportunity to keep these two at bay.

Forty seconds left and Marty’s still sober enough to call the game. Now, that’s a first.

“I think Rap should get more playing time!” “No, he should not!” Massive brawl ensues. Yeah, this is something that occurs all the time at high schools throughout the country. And speaking of brawls, I’m afraid a massive brawl could break out if Mopped Up Thorp wasn’t ready. So luckily, here it is…

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

A double case of EES by my observation is what’s wrong with those two.

This really grinds my gears. Why does Boone get to pop up in this strip every so often, yet I, the beloved alum and current janitor, who gave up a lucrative career in the medical field to shine floors at his old high school, and savior of the girl’s basketball season many years ago, never get even a brief cameo? Would it be so hard just to draw me in the background a couple of times a year? Man, I’d give an arm and a leg to be in the strip again. Oh, sorry about that Boone, didn’t mean to be insensitive.

I think the guy on the left is the first athlete that doe not wear wristbands. My money is on him.

P 4: “…stay out of it….lefty….”

P 5: “…I will not!…I could kick your a$$ with one arm tied behind my back…”

Boone should be asking that to those two knucklehead QBs the next time they both try and talk to Miss Personality

Finally, the teen angst I was promised.

Finally, something interesting for the fans to watch!

P3- Fist Pump Family members are pissed these knuckleheads are hogging their panel time. The blankets at the end of the bench will prove useful for the party that Gordon and Gerry will regret attending.

I think Gil is just angling to have another wrestling match. You know, for team unity. It was a huge promotion last time wasn’t it? I think Rapp scores with a somersault kick to the solar plexus that spews sloppy joes, for the win.

So, we could all resolve this in mere seconds: "No one is forcing you to be on the team, everyone who doesn’t want to earn their “Letter” can turn in their uniforms on Monday. I am the Coach! There can be only one! (thunder and lighting ensue)