Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2020

Eh? They’re going to fight giant turkey creatires from outer space?

Three prong forks to match four finger hands.

Makes one wonder what a VIP fork would look like.

(Yet another cartoon art history reference.)

My cousin has a farm and among the other critters that he raises, he has some turkeys. He had to build a ramp so they could get in and out of the coop. They have been so “genetically engineered” (selectively bred or artificial vs. natural selection) that they are too breast-heavy to hop over the threshold like the other fowl do.

I’ve also heard that scientists are trying to cross a turkey with a centipede: everyone gets a drumstick.

I guess this gives new meaning to the word forklift.

My training is that I have been sampling the food from the various local restaurants. (When you are alone, why cook?)

They should get a forklift.

They competed against each other, it ended in a drawer.