You gave her a diamond. Now what’s your next move?
Hey. NOW You are engaged!
The GOOD News Is, You gave that “rock” to Grace as opposed to Jane.
The BAD News Is, EVERY Gal from NOW to the the end of the World is going to expect a “rock” of similar or GREATER value!
The greatest marketing scam in history. Diamonds are actually very, very common. DeBeers simply hoards them and controls how many are in the market at any given time.
He invented the Debeers diamond cartel!
That is some size of sparkler….
Whodathunk?
If people knew how plentiful diamonds really were, that is exactly how we’d treat them: tossing them carelessly to one another.
They’re actually meh until they’ve been cut and polished.
Remember: Paying for a diamond is forever.
An early ancestor of Carol Channing?
A friend of mine describes the process of getting engaged as, “Grob like girl. Grob find pretty rock. Grob give pretty rock to girl.“
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
To paraphrase Ron White “Diamonds : that’ll shut her up”.
Well, they say diamonds are a girls best friend…
It’s facetted already. Imagine that.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
JonesBill-Sylvia over 3 years ago
You gave her a diamond. Now what’s your next move?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey. NOW You are engaged!
The GOOD News Is, You gave that “rock” to Grace as opposed to Jane.
The BAD News Is, EVERY Gal from NOW to the the end of the World is going to expect a “rock” of similar or GREATER value!
KenseidenXL over 3 years ago
The greatest marketing scam in history. Diamonds are actually very, very common. DeBeers simply hoards them and controls how many are in the market at any given time.
constantine48 over 3 years ago
He invented the Debeers diamond cartel!
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
That is some size of sparkler….
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Whodathunk?
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 3 years ago
If people knew how plentiful diamonds really were, that is exactly how we’d treat them: tossing them carelessly to one another.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
They’re actually meh until they’ve been cut and polished.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Remember: Paying for a diamond is forever.
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
An early ancestor of Carol Channing?
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
A friend of mine describes the process of getting engaged as, “Grob like girl. Grob find pretty rock. Grob give pretty rock to girl.“
sandflea over 3 years ago
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
petermerck over 3 years ago
To paraphrase Ron White “Diamonds : that’ll shut her up”.
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Well, they say diamonds are a girls best friend…
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s facetted already. Imagine that.