Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2020

Nipple masks take away my freedum!

I notice no one bothered to point out to him that he doesn’t have any.

Crocs have nipples?

Whoo thees? Larry’s tween brother?

Get off social media seems like good advice for more than just Larry. Let’s start with the Orange Buffoon.

Why does she stay with Larry? :-)

Crocs are back!! Just as Biden promised!

Am I the only who shuddered at the thought of a crocodile with nipples?

Another untruth that needs to be nipped in the bud.

Quadruple entendre.

This strip has set the Guinness Book record for most mentions of nipples!

Well, there has to be some obscure reason guys have nipples.

All my nipples have ever done are explode with delight.

(/Obscure cultural reference.)

larry is such a boob…

Thanks for the mammaries, Larry!

You know the expression as useless on ti*s on a boar hog!

This is getting udderly ridiculous!

Croc Power !

Shouldn’t Rat be clobbering Pastis in the final panel?

Somebody should tell him reptiles don’t have nipples!

Which is less believable: COVID coming from male nipples, Reptiles having nipples, or Crocs that talk?

So how DID Larry put the mask on over his arms???

Mammilian crocodiles

Something about this seems wrong…

I would not expect a reptile to know anything about nipples.

A rare appearance. More crocs!!

Crocs shouldn’t even have nipples.

Larry bought from nipple salesmen Ren & Stimpy

I see many news shots of people who are as smart as Larry. The numbers are increasing faster and many don’t really care.

But reptiles (like Larry) have no nipples!

Is Croc still feeling from losing the Village Idiot race?

I read that dabbing your nipples with bleach prevents the virus from coming out.

Don’t give the nut jobs in the real world any ideas!

I am getting as tired of being preached at about masks as I am tire of wearing masks. But I have to say that this is funny.

ROFLMAO

Larry, you’re a reptile. You don’t have nipples.

Since when do crocodiles have nipples?

Larry and his buds have been MIA for too long. Good to see him back.

Shaking of Larry, where’s Zebra been?

Larry, Reptiles don’t have nipples, so you’re safe.

you can inject yourself with Clorox or shove an uv light up your butt, I heard on social media it can cure in less than a minute. But avoid vaccines since those are a conspiracy of leftists and are made of alien ADN to brainwash everybody

Yea! A strip with the Crocs

CROCS!!!

Alligators have Nipples? Not so shocked since I learned on B.B. that Clams have legs. Me Love Larry!

Crocs have nipples? But, why?

ALERT! Do not laugh at Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell for refusing to accept that they lost the election. They prepared for this months ago.

Step One — prepare their followers by claiming fraud.

Step Two — file baseless lawsuits in as many jurisdictions as possible.

Step Three — appeal all negative judgements.

Step Four — continue until one case is heard before the Supreme Court of the United States. At this level, judgement will be 6 to 3 in favour of the GOP. They have already stacked the court.

I am posting this only in Non Sequitur and Pearls Before Swine; they are the only social media sites I frequent. If you see merit in this argument, please pass it on.

You are now only weeks away from losing your country to a dictatorship.

But crocks don’t have nipples.

I’m sooo happy Larry and the crocs are back, he’s my favorite dude..or is it dud.

Crocks don’t wear masks so they don’t get acne and ingrown chest hair.

You cold blooded nippleless cretins can’t handle the truth!

Must be true…iz on interwebs

OMG, LOL!

One of my colleagues said to me a few weeks back – “All this Covid stuff is going away the day after the election!” – can’t wait to ask him about the disappearance…

Thanks, Stephan!

You made us laugh!

@Kveldulf

Relax. He is just exercising his legal rights. The courts are more honest than you seem to give them credit for. It’ll all sort itself out. At least the republicans aren’t rioting and looting.Have a safe Veterans Day party at home with your loved ones.

Any day with the crocs is a good day!

Crocs don’t have nipples, not even female ones.

Crocs? Don’t you wear them on your feet?

Welcome back Crocs! Hang around awhile and eat some pig and rat! Larry represents the ultimate trump supporter!

Ha ha, Larry is hilarious :)

Do crocadiles even HAVE nipples!?!

This is just an example of where America is.

I did not think Larry smart enough to read and fall for fake news. But, hey— I blame it on Cartoon-Boy!

I miss the Crock’s

I see Larry is wearing his mask—Ha Ha!