we used to have a chinese buffet place in my city. There were a lot of reports of missing cats in that neighbourhood, so anytime my wife wanted to go there to eat i’d tease her about wanting some Fu Lam Kitty.
Before the pandemic we used to eat at a Chinese buffet, the trick was you had to get there before one o’clock because a bus of senior Asian on a gambling trip would show up. Utter chaos would ensue, you had to stay seated or you would get trampled. It was kinda neat to hear them laugh and speak in their native tongue, quite a show.
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
Tofu… with Styrofoam filler. Can claim you got your vegetables and fiber!
Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago
It was actually cat.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
“No, it tastes like alligator. If I wanted it to taste like chicken, I’d eat chicken.”
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 3 years ago
Koth’s to-do list:
Monday: Draw a picture of Herman reading a fortune.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Change the caption.
Nice work if you can get it. (In Koth’s defense, they’ve been pretty funny.)
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
not after I found the flea collar it didn’t
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
we used to have a chinese buffet place in my city. There were a lot of reports of missing cats in that neighbourhood, so anytime my wife wanted to go there to eat i’d tease her about wanting some Fu Lam Kitty.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Ok….now that Howard got his huge fill of Chinese food, and fortune cookies, let’s check in on Lil and her friends @ the bar
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Finish your beer Herman … there are thirsty kids in China …!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“You are about to become $8.95 poorer ($6.95 if you had the buffet).” ㋡
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Before the pandemic we used to eat at a Chinese buffet, the trick was you had to get there before one o’clock because a bus of senior Asian on a gambling trip would show up. Utter chaos would ensue, you had to stay seated or you would get trampled. It was kinda neat to hear them laugh and speak in their native tongue, quite a show.
TurbosDad over 3 years ago
And he’ll be hungry again two hours later…
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Moo Shoo Snake.
Comicfan (C) about 2 years ago
But WHA-LA, It’s Poisoned Rat. Also, is that the same font used in some newer Garfield strips in the 1st panel?