In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 29, 2020

I think this is what those ducks have in mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDKJQ3Z8bU

Those ducks aren’t ripe yet.

Don’t shoot shotgun?

You’ll winter in Cabo as a grease-spot after being dropped from 1000 feet.

What’s the in-flight movie?

I wasn’t aware ducks were raptors.

Also, that doesn’t look like proper social distancing to me.