Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for October 19, 2020

Depends on the reason why you’re screaming into it.

Four out of five spouse murderers recommend this one, on the left!

The small but dense ones really muffle the sounds of despair!

You also want one you can punch but still be able to throw it.

I got one on Amazon that had my husbands face printed on it. It works great sometimes I punch it and other times I sit on it.

A nice breathable fabric, please.

The bigger ones probably do a better job of muffling the screams.

I don’t know, I’m looking for the cellphone I dropped

What…my zipper is stuck…I hate these Chinese made slacks.

When you find it, let me know.