Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 27, 2020

High class restaurant.

Sashimi, not sushi. There’s no rice wrapped in seaweed.

Fish…you’re not sayin’ much. Cat got your tongue?

Should add a lil salt to it

Can’t get much fresher than that!

Can’t get much sushier than that!

Hope those chop-sticks have a sharp pointy end

If he’s travelling on business, does he expense this meal as part of his carp pe diem?

When they say “Fresh Fish” they aren’t kidding!

And the fish is paying for the meal. It will cost a lot more than a fin.

They serve a crappie meal for kittens…

Almost the way they serve fish in Japan, with the head still attached and still breathing.