Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 28, 2020

He did after you buried him.

A woman had been widowed seven times. Someone asked her what happened and she replied that her first six husbands died from eating poisoned mushrooms. Then she was asked what happened to the seventh. She said that he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.

Just wait till the night of the living dead. And all her husbands come to see her.

There’s a Monty Python sketch where two of the “pepper pots” are talking and one says she just spent four hours burying the cat. “Four hours to bury the cat?” says the second. “Yes” says the first. “Wouldn’t keep still, wrigglin’ about, howling…”

And now I can continue my quest for the Holy Grail. If I could just remember my favorite colour.

She’s just adding a little spice to her marriage.

It matters not if he was dead or alive…it matters if he was stiff or not…

…at LEAST not right AWAY!!

please don’t give my wife ideas…

You Go Gal !

My Great Grandmother buried 2 Husband’s and a live in , aslo 1 fiancée, quite the Woman !!!

Well, eventually…

“Psst. Bernice! It’s me! Bob!”

“Of course it is, you fool! And the wig and pink word balloons are fooling no one. And you need a shave.”

Did he ask what the hole was for before he dug it?

“Arsenic and Old Lace“ starter kit

And then…there is this……https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/coffin-torpedos

Last ditch effort to stop his snoring…

Cousin Teddy buried him at the Panama Canal. After a nice glass of elderberry wine.

She just kinda helped him along.

That’s grandma and her sister. I remembered them dressing like that in 1955. Her sister did go through a few men in her day!

interesting that in this early Giordano, woman on left bears an amazing resemblance to Aunt May

Ah Edgar – if only you knew of the legacy you created …

This reminds me of a recent film release I would highly recommend, The Devil to Pay. The performances were extraordinary, especially the lead’s. Fair warning, though … unlike John’s strip today, it’s not funny in the slightest.

“He kept saying he wasn’t dead,but you know what a liar he was”…

“Oh Bury me thar… with my battered guitar…

screamin’ my heart out for yew!"

 

(P.S : I believe Mr. Lustig may recall this one ;-) .. )

I bet he DID.

he was so low, he had to look up to look down – :0)