Close to Home by John McPherson for October 31, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb be sure and save some of that candy for the kids.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Depending on your local emperor. Jay Insley HATES our area. Some cities ignore him.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Remember parents, in order to make Halloween close to normal this year, buy a variety of candies. And make 50% of them the kind your kids don’t like.

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    onespiceybbw  over 3 years ago

    At least the kids can talk their mom into buying the kind of candy they want, instead of the kind of candy given out by old ladies.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …sigh. I still haven’t figured out how to give out candy. Maybe gloves and a M17A1 for a mask. Practical and scary.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    No chance of razor blades in the candy bars this year!

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Yo Bleeb, watch out you dont get hit with any “sweet schrapnel”.

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    That is… depressing.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 3 years ago

    Zoom Witches Be Loco!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Sick…..

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    mi_sbs  over 3 years ago

    Hopefully Bleeb can move fast in case those kids don’t take the time to check what they’re eating from that bag.

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    Hoosier Poet  over 3 years ago

    Pretty sad.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Mommy, there’s a weird little yellow alien bug looking thing in my trick or treat bag… and he’s going after all the candy corn like it’s an energy drink or sump’n… ooop, never mind, Jeffie squashed it.”

    “Wow! Look at all the goo on the floor! That thing ate more than my candy corn! I see Starburst, Skittles, Jelly Belly, Laffy Taffy, Mike & Ike, Now & Later, Fruit Plus, Chewy Lemonhead, Juicy Drops, Fruit Slices, Jujubes, Gum Drops, GummyBears, Sweet Tarts, Hi-Chews……”

    “Okay-Okay! We get it… WOW! That is a powerful stink… and there’s a yellow fog!”

    (There, I barely squeezed in my monthly “Pokin’ fun at the alien bug” alternate ending… and now… gimme some candy!) シ

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    That is….weird

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Somebody gave Bleeb away!

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    jd wigman  over 3 years ago

    covid is a demorcrat scam

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    HappyPhil  over 3 years ago

    I am guessing that Bleep likes Hershey’s kisses. One kiss would be a meal.

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