Close to Home by John McPherson for October 26, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Before talking about your wife. You should see a dentist and see if anything can be done about your teeth hanging out of your mouth.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    why not, it’s funnier.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    On the bright side, he could’ve said he’d had you restored.

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    same thing…..

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    bryce.gear  over 3 years ago

    That’s funny! But I wouldn’t want to be him on the ride home.

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    josballard  over 3 years ago

    I wonder what he’d call a tummy tuck and breast lift.

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    JB10000Lakes  over 3 years ago

    The way she’s sitting, she could be showing off the nice wax job she got as well.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    Not the best “detail” work I’ve seen.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s better than being “renovated.”

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Now that’s phunny

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, alternatively to cars, “Pimp my Wife,” takes on a whole news meaning.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hey, refurbished is better than traded in for a newer model. …maybe?

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    Perkycat  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is having a good time!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    EARL’S BODY SHOP ®

    Get those “Bumpers” raised… get those “Fenders” smooooothed out! A little roll here, a tuck there, and we get the dings and dents outa yer quarter panels.

    We’re at the corner of Broad and Long, right between MuffinTop Bakery and BananaRoll Sweet Treats, right across the street from SaddleBags leather store and the TurkeyNeck Butcher Shop. You can’t miss us!

    EARL’S ®… we streeeeeeetch the limits of body work for you!

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Jumping Jehoshaphat, what’s gotten into Bleeb.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, McPherson drew her well – honestly, you can’t tell.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Just don’t get her a set of new front bumpers or she’ll end up looking too good and say adios to you for some younger dude.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Soon he will be wearing that drink.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 3 years ago

    That sure is some hair lip she has!

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When I go to the salon, Patsnozzle tells people I’m going in for an estimate. :)

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Different words, same thing.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    It looks like her husband got a facelift

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This cartoon is probably a lot funnier to men than to women.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Yeah well they botched that.

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    That guy looks due for a full renovation — and his wife looks inclined to the the preliminary demo work herself.

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is happy to be back to his weekday appearances and he’s doing a little dance.

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