Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2020

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Gotta use a Dremel.

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    colddonkey  over 3 years ago

    Go with the pineapple, mangos have a massive size pit in them. With the pineapple you can eat all the “guts” too.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Originally it was the turnip that was carved. I have no clue how. But turnips were very important crop as you could feed your livestock with them over the winter. I find things like this fascinating and never had a history course that brought up anything about it, just dates.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There should be some sort of gourd on the island. At least there has been on every one I’ve been to. Many Caribbean and South Pacific cultures grow them for food and art. But I guess that would ruin the joke…sorry.

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    jski14  over 3 years ago

    I am pretty well-read, but in 72.5 years on this planet I had never encountered the word “cultivar” until today. Thanks, Sedgie.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    How does Jarvis still have fingers?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, don’t try a puffer fish – they might “explode.”

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 3 years ago

    Get the pumpkins air-dropped in, Sedgie. Use your money and imagination.

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    Spoonbone  over 3 years ago

    Poor Sedgewick; it’s so hard to get adequate help these days. Jarvis is excellent in some respects, but sadly deficient in certain manual skills. Perhaps a demerit or two, and an enhancement course in industrial arts, would get him back on track. We must all learn to make do, in these trying times.

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    andrewjb  over 3 years ago

    I was hoping this week would be more of a typical halloween theme rather than a tropical island.

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    Baucuva  over 3 years ago

    Coconuts aren’t that hard.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Think, laddie! Sedwick, you can have your private helicopter flly in a load of pumpkins!

    Save Jarvis!

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    thomas powers  over 3 years ago

    Another week of Sedgewick. See you next week…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    drill a hole to start the blade.

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