Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 21, 2020

I don’t think Rainbow Dash’s “20% cooler” thing is going to top this.

Perhaps Bluebonnet is Glorpie. She’s under some sort of curse, and the only way to turn back into a unicorn is to be taken in as a pet. Like a Beauty and the Beast type thing.

So when can we expect a Glorpie plushes? I mean it’s almost feeling like a commercial:-).

Oh I mean “It’s like people only do things because they get paid, and that’s just really sad.”

But seriously a Glorpie wouldn’t hurt.

Who could resist a triad of puppy dog eyes? Bambi eyes… Glorpie eyes… whatever.

“Ow! I keep going cross-eyed trying to look into 3 eyes with only two.”

No pupils? More like soulless eyes. Most likely a demon from hell – just like Little Orphan Annie

Eyes of sweetness? As opposed to barf/breath of sweetness?

What’s that Glorpie? You say Bluebonnet’s in the well? (Well someone had to make that comment, I take the blame for it today, someone else can take the next turn.)

Careful, Phoebe. This is how people become cat servants, er, owners. :D

I envy Phoebe; I’d love to have a pet unicorn.

Well, at least her ‘rents don’t have to worry about Phoebe’s math skills.

I am sure your parents won’t mind you bringing Glorpie home with you, I know that I wouldn’t…..

And if Glorpie were red, it would be three times sweeter!

(Gundam reference, for those who don’t know.)

I’m actually a bit worried about Bluebonnet Crystalline Hooves now…I hope he/she/they is all right.

I guess the guy from yesterday wasn’t her brother… Unicorn naming conventions are opaque…

Perhaps Bluebonnet couldn’t come because she’s ill. Possibly with the Bluebonnet plague. ;)

Sort of like the new iPhone with three cameras.

I’m waiting to see how the Mom and Dad handle this one …

33 1/3 per eye.