Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2020

Is that the Pittsburgh Pirates who play major league baseball?

I wonder what they serve! Meals on ships were not all that… healthy.

Oh! I thought this was going to have a different punchline given the way the ship was drawn

And one week later after they know the towns lay out, the patrol of the guards and where the king keeps the gold. Then, they raid.

They serve hardtack and bootleg whiskey.

Just don’t get down in to the bottom of the apple barrel, you might hear something you don’t want to know…

(Treasure Island for anyone not getting the reference ;-) )

What happened to the moat?

“’Tis it more iced tea ye be needing?” “Ok.” “Arrr, harrr, harrr!”

I never knew Fink’s castle was by a beach.

Can you get a bottle of rum?

Ooh I’m sure their waterfront dining must be exquisite

yeah, thepiratesbay, a place you got illegal software!

Can’t call them pirates anymore. That is offensive.

Cool. A “Long John Silvers” in Id. Of course it will “repel boarders” straight away.

Arr, matey! “There Be Monsters” gets 4-stars on Yelp.

And with the prices they charge, you’re still getting robbed.

There is a pirate ship in the West Edmonton Mall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc

Must be an Arrrrrrbies.

Fink needs to be updated

Problem: these pirates are cannibals.

hahahaha the king panicked.

Long John Silver’s was a pirate themed restaurant that has now fallen on hard times. Naming your restaurant after a notorious, albeit fictional pirate who was known to yell, “Then what does will be the lucky ones!” Is not a good idea.

And the castle is another themed restaurant.

Overpriced?