As others have said, when dealing with some people it pays to be specific. A long time ago I went to meet some friends at a hotel bar. The hotel had a doorman there checking IDs and he asked to see my ID. I, being the smart-ass I can sometimes be, showed him one of my work IDs that didn’t have a picture. He asked “What’s this?” I told him that it was my work ID, that it allowed me up in the tower to control airplanes. He said “A policeman stops you and asks to see your ID you show him this?” I told him “Yes. But he always asks to see my driver’s license.” After I show him my license he tells me “Next time I ask for ID you show me this (my license)!” I said “Next time you want to see my Driver License ask for it!”
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
My favorite Dungeon Master loved to pick on people who wanted to “Make a wish”. They have to be VERY carful how they worded it!
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
I foresee a bunch of loonytoon castle gags with drawbridges slamming down on the head Hun. And things like that.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
When dealing with Elves, Genies and Teenagers one must be careful with their words.
Gent over 3 years ago
That’s a door, not a drawbridge. Doth not thee folks of Id speak Engalees?
rshive over 3 years ago
At least the hinges still work.
John M over 3 years ago
next scene – a slot opens and it lowers down into it
jagedlo over 3 years ago
“Well, why didn’t you say so?”
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Whats the Magic Word ?
loridobson Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s the design of the door. Rounded at the top, making it unstable as a drawbridge.
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Maybe he needs lessons from Hagar the Horrible—just sayin’
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yosemite Sam…..(excuse the poor quality)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3imUH_fyBkw
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Ha! That’s funny!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay, that’s just funny. I don’t care who you are. “Ask and yea shall receive”, EXACTLY what you asked for. There’s a lesson in that.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sorry.. you only get one demand a day, come back tomorrow.
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
This hinges on using the right word.
poppacapsmokeblower over 3 years ago
Pedantic here, it doesn’t form a bridge if it opens left to right.
tiomax over 3 years ago
As others have said, when dealing with some people it pays to be specific. A long time ago I went to meet some friends at a hotel bar. The hotel had a doorman there checking IDs and he asked to see my ID. I, being the smart-ass I can sometimes be, showed him one of my work IDs that didn’t have a picture. He asked “What’s this?” I told him that it was my work ID, that it allowed me up in the tower to control airplanes. He said “A policeman stops you and asks to see your ID you show him this?” I told him “Yes. But he always asks to see my driver’s license.” After I show him my license he tells me “Next time I ask for ID you show me this (my license)!” I said “Next time you want to see my Driver License ask for it!”
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 3 years ago
I want a drawbridge, do you know what a drawbridge costs? That’s why I don’t have one.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Hargar the Horrible’s stupid cousin…
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love it
BlueKnight1966 over 3 years ago
Whattaya think this is? A limbo contest?
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
The fink knows the tricks of the trade. No wonder he is the ruler for so long.