Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2020

Also get some soda.

Did you hear about the Zen master who walked into a pizza parlor and said, “Make me one with everything?”

Don’t forget the anchovies.

Go for a BBQ pork pizza, Pig. They’re yumm… Oh. Sorry about that, Pig.

Soppressata toppings for me .

Maybe they could spell out Jesus and Buddha with the Pizza ingredients.

Right now Pig is celebrating the Sacrament of Cheese Stuffed Crust and committing at least two of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Go the whole hog and get double extra cheese and make sure it is a stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese stuffing.

Of course Goat thinks “spiritual healing” is wise. Dang, he’s boring!

Pig is a true Hogger.

A pizza with chorizo sausage, pineapples and anchovies is truly a worldly experience.

Pi a constant factor regardless how small or how large.

Pig is going to test his theory, pizza pie, blueberry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, lemon pie …

Rat is also very (spirit)ual.

I now make my pizzas (most of the time) on a pizza stone on the grill. Dough takes less than 5 minutes to make plus one hour rising. Ideally the dough should rest 24 hours for the perfect crust. Bake time, when the stone has reached the right temperature: 3 to 4 minutes. No other pizza can top it.

A breakaway sect from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Counter-Pastafarian Reformation? Pineappleism?

Extra cheese.

Indiana “Pig” and “The Lost Pizza Parlor” …. Croc Power !

Actually Pig, I like bacon for that.

Get a Pizza Margherita; I hear she was a healer!

Blessed are the cheesemakers. Make my healing pizza with double blessingsplease.

Beer was invented for pizza. Or was it the other way around?

And he gets it at the Pizza San Pietro aka Forum Sancti Pizza

Go hog wild Pig and get the works!

Garlic knots can also help.

Pastafarian.

I wish I have Pig’s faith…

Soul food…..M M M M M

Salt and fat. . .YEAH!. . .don’t forget the brownies. . .sugar!!!!

To each their own. (Insert pig cannibalism joke here.)

i feel like Jim Davis wrote that strip

did that friday – it helped

Pig is dedicated to cheeses.

Don’t forget chocolate : )

Praise cheeses.

Pig is wise beyond his beers

He also gets his “reward” in the here and now.

Mystic Pizza, wouldn’t it be? :D

Knowing Pig, it’s three-cheese pizza.

Although for real *spirit*ual healing, you really need something like Glenlivet or Jack Daniels.

i leave one slice covered overnight on the counter to be part of breakfast.

Anyway you slice that, Pig’s right!

That church has an awful lot of adherents!

Oh, bring a half-pony-keg for me.

… and a good ale. Pizza demands a good ale to go with it. The end.

A better ale than home-brewed nut brown is inconceivable as well as unbrewable.

Pizza is the answer to everything, Goat.

Pig is as wise as he is precious! Pizza heals the soul.

Pizza face. Now I’m a believer.

https://youtu.be/WU93NiF12qs

Who wouldn’t?! (A Coke with that, please)

Pizza helps. But even that is a hassle these days. Pick up? Delivery? Hands-free? In store? Mask on between bites?

I just wanna good pizza!

AMEN