What are you sissies worried about, with the price of helicopter fuel as low as it is now; you should each have your chopper sitting, running ready to go at moments notice, like I do. You all do have helicopters don’t you?
Will somebody please tell the emperor that he is walking around butt a$$ naked. I know he is well known for not taking anyone’s advise, but come on. Somebody could have handed the man a piece of paper with some writing on it.
As increasing numbers of his advisers become incapacitated, Pinocchio nonetheless continues to dance on strings. A drone hovers over him, operated by remote control. The question is — who all along has actually been the Puppet Master? Or should we call the puppet — “Petrushka”?
And NOW he has Flip-Flopped AGAIN, and is DEMANDING that Congress approve a Stimulus package for him to sign IMMEDIATELY!! Those Steroids that he is on have TOTALLY rotted away the 3 remaining brain cells that he had left…
Not only did he sign blank pieces of paper pretending to work, he had two pictures in different dress that were meant to imply that he was working over days – in fact, the pictures were taken thirty minutes apart, since they neglected to remove the metadata. Just a Potemkin village idiot.
I know that Trump voters are (necessarily) terrible at math, science, logic, history, and current events, but don’t you think at least a FEW members of his cult would finally notice that Trump would sacrifice millions upon millions of people if that would ensure his re-selection. And, yes, he would sacrifice millions in his own damn cult, just as fast as he would sacrifice the others.
Tomorrow Nancy Pelosi will be talking about the 25th Amendment. Trump is in an altered state of mind fighting the Coronavirus with the meds he’s taking and he insists its now gone. Pence has cancelled campaigning tomorrow and it’s very likely he’s now tested positive. As trump will say “Stay Tuned”
Just begging you Mr. Carroll, please don’t leave this as your last commentary on today’s politics. I just can’t wade through another month of checking on your wonderful strips if all I see is DJT. I get enough of that every time I turn on the TV.
moosemin over 3 years ago
The Wealthy Elite live!
richsolano over 3 years ago
A blank piece of paper…How can you be so obtuse and so transparent simultaneously? And a chunk of the electorate goes along…
akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love it! The CPAP mask is the best (and he is probably on it in the White House).
P51Strega over 3 years ago
What are you sissies worried about, with the price of helicopter fuel as low as it is now; you should each have your chopper sitting, running ready to go at moments notice, like I do. You all do have helicopters don’t you?
Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago
Notice, he didn’t add "Beng Exceptionally Wealthy to the list of reasos to not be afraid. That’s jst assumed, correct?
Znox11 over 3 years ago
Will somebody please tell the emperor that he is walking around butt a$$ naked. I know he is well known for not taking anyone’s advise, but come on. Somebody could have handed the man a piece of paper with some writing on it.
PraiseofFolly over 3 years ago
As increasing numbers of his advisers become incapacitated, Pinocchio nonetheless continues to dance on strings. A drone hovers over him, operated by remote control. The question is — who all along has actually been the Puppet Master? Or should we call the puppet — “Petrushka”?
dotbup over 3 years ago
Immortan Joe.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
And NOW he has Flip-Flopped AGAIN, and is DEMANDING that Congress approve a Stimulus package for him to sign IMMEDIATELY!! Those Steroids that he is on have TOTALLY rotted away the 3 remaining brain cells that he had left…
gigagrouch over 3 years ago
Doctors said that he was showing no symptoms-i guess brain fog & mental disturbances don’t count?
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
LIL’ GOEBBELS MILLER HAS TESTED POSITIVE!!!!
Motivemagus over 3 years ago
Not only did he sign blank pieces of paper pretending to work, he had two pictures in different dress that were meant to imply that he was working over days – in fact, the pictures were taken thirty minutes apart, since they neglected to remove the metadata. Just a Potemkin village idiot.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
The fact is, despite the third panel, Beast Boy, you are infected!
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
VOTE
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why would a Republican* choose to be admitted to a government run health care installation?
*Now the Party Of Trump.
Daeder over 3 years ago
White house at Bernie’s!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Republicans are terminally crazy. Will the Republic still be standing in another year?
Godfreydaniel over 3 years ago
I know that Trump voters are (necessarily) terrible at math, science, logic, history, and current events, but don’t you think at least a FEW members of his cult would finally notice that Trump would sacrifice millions upon millions of people if that would ensure his re-selection. And, yes, he would sacrifice millions in his own damn cult, just as fast as he would sacrifice the others.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Like the speech-bubbles with a robotic-looking font. Nicely done!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tomorrow Nancy Pelosi will be talking about the 25th Amendment. Trump is in an altered state of mind fighting the Coronavirus with the meds he’s taking and he insists its now gone. Pence has cancelled campaigning tomorrow and it’s very likely he’s now tested positive. As trump will say “Stay Tuned”
buckyteeth over 3 years ago
Just begging you Mr. Carroll, please don’t leave this as your last commentary on today’s politics. I just can’t wade through another month of checking on your wonderful strips if all I see is DJT. I get enough of that every time I turn on the TV.
Godfreydaniel over 3 years ago
I was hoping you had a new toon, Mr, Carroll, partly (okay, mostly) so I could ridicule Any Illiterate’s reactionary idiocy…………..