Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 22, 2020

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Umm, when the only one with a key to the prison doors is quickly going mad, that’s not something to grin about.

    Not that I’m paying any attention, that’s just a general rule of life.

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    deadheadzan  over 3 years ago

    Dr Mittens is Loosing It! Apparently rhyming drives him nuts and he just can’ help it. He rhymes all the time!

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think someone has been watching far too much Princess Bride.

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    Sue Ellen  over 3 years ago

    Bandit and Paisley need to be checking the foundation! Old buildings sometimes have basement walls made of stacked field stones. Cats have an amazing ability to flatten and squeeze through small openings.

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    Sionyx  over 3 years ago

    I LOVE Bandit’s grin in the last panel!

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    Catmom  over 3 years ago

    O.T

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    mewwo  over 3 years ago

    OT

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Methinks the lunatic is in charge of the asylum.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Paging Ethel Merman….

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dr. Mittens, you are villainous, malicious, atrocious, odious, and heinous!! I could go on…

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    Lady Bri  over 3 years ago

    Mr. Mittens, you are imperious!

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    Robin Harwood  over 3 years ago

    And while I’m not watching this, I’ll take a moment to point out that, although 31 October brings ghosts, vampires, witches, The Mailman, werewolves, and other denizens of The Other World, we here in Queensland face an even greater horror.

    It is our State Election, in which we have to decide which combination of crooks, idiots, incompetents, and crazies will form the next state government.

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    Lily.spokescat  over 3 years ago

    The nefarious, hilarious Georgia Dunn has upended herself. Where will this development lead? dunn Dunn DUNN!!!

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    Jungle Empress  over 3 years ago

    I think I’m having House Panther Overload. ♥

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    Aspen_Bell  over 3 years ago

    And I’m not superstitious, and Paisley looks delicious!

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    Santana  over 3 years ago

    You’ve got to change your evil ways, Mittens

    Before we start likin’ you

    You’ve got to change, Doctor

    And every word that we say is true

    So stop your dreamin’ and schemin’ in your lab coat

    And your freakin’ and sneakin’ and gettin’ our goat

    This can’t go on, Cat knows you got to change, baby

    Let Bandit go, Mittens

    Your thoughts are dark and your eyes are cold

    You’re bein’ mean, Doctor

    With Bandit and Paisley and-a who knows who

    We’re gettin’ tired of your rhymin’ and foolin’ around

    We need somekitty who doesn’t act all evil & sh*tty

    This can’t go on, Cat knows you got to change, Mitty

    (Clarence Arthur Henry – Santana’s Evil Ways)

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    BCN is always good, but this one is pretty special.

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    Kitty Katz  over 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Maat-Tilda: Thomios, you baked a delicious pie, and that’s no lie.

    Iron Glove: We must find a way to outwit that mean ol’ Dr. Stealthy Mitt!

    Agnes-Ata: It may be somewhat hard, but my friends and I will stay on guard.

    Adobe Style: Then it’s all agreed, we stick together and succeed!

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    jonathan.prater  over 3 years ago

    No more rhyming now! I mean it!

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    Pinemelon  over 3 years ago

    haha

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    ajh2i  over 3 years ago

    Anybody want a peanut?

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 3 years ago

    That kitty can put his head through those bars, so there is no way that jail can keep him, if he really wants out!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Oh boy. This situation is so precarious. Whoops. Didn’t mean to rhyme mysef. I gotta be more precautious. Whoops. Sorry about that, I hope I wasn’t too obnoxious. Okay, okay, I stop now. Don’t be so furious.

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    Villainous taunting gone wrong.

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    T_Lexi  over 3 years ago

    Wait a minute… Could Bandit purposely be distracting Dr. Mittens? Is Paisley (at this very moment) in communication with the spirits?

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    Natarose  over 3 years ago

    Interesting, but curious!

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    Mr. Reader  over 3 years ago

    Bandit just being completely amused by this whole thing. I mean who wouldn’t be?

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    D.W.Drang  over 3 years ago

    Anybody want a peanut?

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Dr. Mittens is not hilarious nor is he gregarious. The situation is perilous.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Today is:

    Wombat Day: Here’s a question for Robin: Wombats are known for their urge to burrow. Are they also, like everything else in Australia, deadly?

    National Nut Day: Some days we feel like a nut, and some days we are one … or more …

    National Knee Day: Don’t knock your knees, they get enough abuse, and sooner or later they’ll give it back.

    National Color Day: Not only do we have excellent color vision, different colors have surprising effects on our bodies and our minds. While some of this is cultural, or culturally reinforced, some of it appears to be completely biological. Once again, we turn out to be stranger than we can imagine.

    Eat a Pretzel Day: Just one? Ha! These things are more addictive than toebeans.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    That’s the way to escape…get him so mad he busts a blood vessel. Only there’s the small matter of the keys…

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    Yup. He’s a nutter.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The only thing worse than a mad doctor is a mad, rhyming doctor. (“Dr. Seuss” was inspired .)

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    Andylit Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Clark Update:

    Good progress but slower than we hoped. The medication seems to be working. Clark’s bladder is much closer to normal size. His blood panels have dropped 1/3 out of the abnormal high range and are approaching normal. It appears that his own muscle action is now causing his bladder to empty.

    He will remain on IV fluids and catheterized until tomorrow AM. Catheter will be removed and they will monitor to make sure he can urinate without assistance. Possibly home tomorrow night but they might go for one more night of monitoring and cut him loose on Saturday.

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    What is that scratched above Bandit’s cell – nnuD, aigroeG?

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    Hedgehog  over 3 years ago

    SPOILER ALERT

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    nerd warning  over 3 years ago

    “silent laughing”

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    Code the Enforcer  over 3 years ago

    Dr. Mittens will be … hoisted by his own ‘Poet But Don’t Know It’ petard !! ;)

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    fuzzybritches  over 3 years ago

    Loving Dr. Mittens’s toothy grin in panel 2 . . .

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    serenasakitty  over 3 years ago

    For all the rhyming here today, groan GROAN GROAN

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      over 3 years ago

    Give it a rest, Dr. Mittens.

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    A rhyming cat, How odd is that, So set in your evil way,Going about it from day to day, Got to make sure the innocent pay,Oooh, you’re really a rotten rhyming cat.

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    ikini Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bandit propping his chin on his paws! And that little “Nod”!

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    Quabaculta  over 3 years ago

    Someone’s probably already said it, but I like the diamond marking. It looks like the tattoo used in Dune to indicate a doctor has been conditioned not to betray his lord.

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    metagalaxy1970  over 3 years ago

    The fangs! The fangs!!!!!

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    Portmanteau  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know why, but I read that in Gomez Addam’s voice. Which is even weirder because if I had to pick a TV married couple that was a ‘role model’ for me – it was Morticia and Gomez.

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    Erin Pierce  over 3 years ago

    Remember that Bewitched episode when Samantha kept rhyming? It’s a little known fact that that spell is indestructible, and often infects people just when they are trying to be really really serious.

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    Nadine The Slug Hair God  almost 3 years ago

    Top 10 people Eminem was afraid to diss

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    Bring da bling  over 2 years ago

    Here is a rhyming sentence I made myself, it also is. Pun :) time,lime, lemon, sublime!

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