Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 05, 2020

20 days until Christmas

Nates going a bit mad with power I think

Dear Dirtbag, stop with the Twitter thing.

Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers! You know, it’s not the Internet that’s an awful thing, it’s the people who make it that way.

(Sorry, that was random)

Have a fantastic day!

Does anyone know what happened to ready for Linus?

I wonder who ‘Confused’ is…

Yeah, maybe you can expose them for being racist because of their animal crossing characters’ hair and cancel them

modern problems require modern solutions

I mean Nate could be on to something

My Response

Dear Confused, I think you should tell a teacher or your parent/guardian. You should not tease them back, because that is revenge, and revenge is bad.

[ok i know that’s not perfect but whatever]

Big Nate is really blending in with 2020…

First mentioning TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter. If the strip makes an Among Us arc, I’ll go CRAZY!!

“…Not just any account but the account of the posse leader (Marcus) by hacking, and send the worst advice anyone can give to their henchmen. Those dirtbags would take “his” advice resulting in them all embarrassing themselves and quitting his posse. Mr. Popularity would never be popular again!!! AHAHAHAHA"

(Inspired by “The Secrets to Ruling School” by Neil Swaab)

No, no, please, keep going, this is getting interesting.

Here’s the issue: The popular kids are going to get mad that you humiliated them and search out whoever did it. Also, the solution will probably break some sort of law about libel.

That is the way to make them stop. Not the RIGHT way but still a way.

She can’t stop him now…..he’s on a roll…….

Dude, harsh

Smart plan, twitter is where to go to cancel people :)

When Gina gets mad she looks weird

If not to help, what good is an advice column. Nates mistake is that he needs to give options, not just one tactic……

Why stop? Nate is unexpectedly good at this job.

Good advice Nate!

Spoken like a true insider

Chad for president 2024. “Cuteness and Justice under one nation.”

STOP.RIGHT.NOW.

Fun Fact Of The Day: Lincoln Peirce said in a Big Nate Comic that Nate lives in Maine.

hi

Nate…

This is the guy that suggested to tick off a teacher in order to deal with an irritating kid. We really gave him another opportunity?

“…and then make wild, unsubstantiated claims about widespread voter fraud…” d;o)

YEET

Would twitter be a good place? Currently there’s been a bunch of cancelling there.

Maybe its Gina who wrote the letter

I thought it would be the quote book…

Is he going to make confused cyber bully them ?

Why are there so many comments all of a sudden?

Dear Confused,

Try thinking about why the Popular kids are making fun of you. I advise just become the quiet kid and bringing a Glock to school, they ain’t ever going to make fun of you again.

(This comment was meant only for laughs and was not supposed to encourage school shootings, if you took any offense by this comment I am terribly sorry.)

I literally just got a “Sign up for Twitter” ad lmao

nate has twitter AND watches family guy? that explains a LOT

Why, Nate? This is why the internet is full of toxic people. _

Wouldn’t be the internet without people telling each other to kill themselves, would it?

It is my birthday today! (sorry if it is late) Also Chad you trust people if you really trust them.

instead of “dirtbags” should have used “sacks of clay”

Anybody miss me?

LOLLLLLL

Modern answers be like

Popular kids in this comic are dirtbags, but do not tell people to open a twitter account. That will cause a whole new set of problems.

A twitter account? wow don’t like the sound of that

this reminds me of docter love. LOVED that arc

Confused’s answer: I’m even more confused now. Thanks “genius”

youre gonna get canceled for that

Nate’s got dat big brain there.

Do not make a twitter account

twitter is bad

twitter will kill you

Yikes, adding Fire to the Fire, except the Fire you’re adding is a piece of Hell’s Fire.

Dear genius, Dont listen to the popular kids, they are just scumbags who are only famous for being scumbags. Do you,

The popular kids are always losers

This strip aged like fine wine.

Hol’ up. Let him cook.