Garfield by Jim Davis for November 16, 2020

Only for you Garfield.

AKA the triple threat!

Mondays aren’t so bad if you’re single or not working.

And is that Nermal knocking at the door?? (Smirk!)

since when is Jon ever into decaf?

The cup runneth over, eh Garfield?!

Monday’s, are Garfield’s Friday the 13th.

The world, as we know it, is going mad and somewhere along the line they took the caffeine out of coffee.

How many sets of 3’s have we gone through in 2020?

Every day was a Monday this year.

Why would you have decaf at home?

Decaf! I’d never have that slop in the house. Gimme real coffee!

Decaf? Not in my house…

The trifecta of sh!ttiness.

Why would you even buy decaf?

Good thing the strip is only three panels.

Nothing wrong with de-caf .. it’s pretty much all I drink. (medical reasons)

Time, then, to go back to sleep…

Jon is going to experience the alternative definition of coffee: the one that is coughed upon…I’m sure Garf can’t gulp this vile stuff!

(enjoys rough exteriors of the characters in the cartoon)

Why buy decaf?

I hated Mondays since 3 years ago.

At least Jon didn’t play the accordion so early

I’m drinking my favorite decaf right now. Great flavor.

Decaf ranks right up there with near-beer and kiddie cocktails.

I hate Mondays ‘cause 1. Thre is school 2. I have to wake up early

Why did you even buy decaf? Does Liz drink it? How about Odie?

Caffeine doesn’t affect me one way or another, and I like coffee, but whatever they do to it to remove caffeine makes it taste worse. So regular caffeinated dark roast, please, black.

There’s a coffee substitute made with chicory (also used as a flavoring for actual coffee). Chicory is naturally caffeine free, and I tried it out of curiosity. Ugh. Worse than decaf. I was told that adding milk and sweetener would improve it, but if it needs those to make it palatable, never mind.

Ive been having a bad day………. and there are 3 bad things……. MONDAYS

If you don’t drink decaf, why have it in the house? :?

I’m thrilled that we’re finally getting some cold weather. However, I would have the same reaction as Garfield if I were given decaf.

Death before decaf

And is 2020, to make it worse.

I never drink coffee, but this particular strip actually gave me a chuckle, after the rotten night I had last night.

At least they weren’t out of coffee.

I was responsible for restocking the can of ground coffee in the rental office of the complex I worked maintenance several years back. I wanted to be able to enjoy my one cup of coffee in my day, but because I can only have decaf (born with PSVT), I decided to try an experiment. I recycled the can and filled it with decaf. For the nearly two weeks of the office staff (two office workers, my assistant, and myself) were much more calm and much less irritable than before. No one was walking around yawning and no one complained that the coffee tasted terrible. I continued this practice for quite some time until my PSVT became life threatening and I had to remove all sources of stimulants. This meant that I couldn’t be seen pouring a cup of coffee from the office coffee pot, so I was taken off of coffee restock duties. The office workers then became less calm and much more irritable over the next several days and began walking around yawning again. It was a very interesting experiment.

Why are you worried about decaffeinated Garfield? Afterwards you’re just going to go and take your third nap of the morning.

(runs away in horror)

Alright honest question: why did God make decaf?

Decaf coffee is better than no coffee is IMO. It never gives me panic attacks and/or jitters that caffeinated coffee does. #cupofjo101

Garfield definitely got the disaster hat trick here. And for what possible reason would they even have decaf in the house?? Those two LIVE on go go juice!

Decaf coffee is like taking a shower with an umbrella.

cats are so love ubul

All Jon and Garfield needs, is a 100 cups of coffee. https://youtu.be/Cqd-_fHdTyA

Typical.

The question here is.. if they don’t like decaf coffee, why buy it?

Why do you even have decaf in the pantry?

I remember when it was monday, february, the 13th