Jeff Stahler for October 01, 2020

Yeah. It was a one-man destruction derby. For a loose definition of “man”.

Victory party for team trump

That is what happens when you give the key for the kitchen (nation) to a narcissistic ,serial adulteress lying racist traitors misogynistic rapist.

Trump was an embarrassment to the entire country. He reminded me of a mean drunk in a bar. The next debate should have a 2 strikes, and your out rule.

“Seek first to understand and then be understood.” Stephen Covey – The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.

Trump has proven that he is not mature enough to carry on a conversation. He is an uncivilized person who acts like a spoiled preschooler who does not have the patience to wait his turn and does not know how to use his inside voice. And this the person 40% of Americans think is best suited to run the country. I’d rather have the spoiled preschooler. At least he as a chance of growing up.

Trump supporters will point out that Biden also interrupted. This is true, but in this case, the Trummpies can’t claim that Biden was worse. By most counts, Trump interrupted Biden over 150 times and as many as 10 times on the same question. Biden chimed in about a dozen times.

People interrupt for several reasons: bullying, lack of self control, lack of attention and comprehension and attempts to intimidate and cover up personal weaknesses. Trump has ALL of these attributes.

OK, I got my AR-15 and stocked up with thousands of rounds of ammunition. I have my swastika flag at the ready and my robe and hood will be back from the cleaners on Tuesday. What am I standing by for, Mr. Trump? Give me my marching orders and tell me who I have to kill.

/s as if it were necessary.

Message from CIC to Proud Boys: Stand Back and Stand By. How else could one interpret that than as an order to a personally supported militia element to be prepared to take action on command? It has become the group slogan. That’s their take-away from what was properly called the first WWF Presidential Debate. (NPR Analyst)

Step Up and Stand To the voting booth would be a better slogan. One size fits all.

Tryouts for the “Chopped” cooking show.

Was it “eggs” that were broken to make that huge omelet — or “ba—s”?

Hey Ma, the kids were trying to fix you a nice breakfast in bed.

Well, it wasn’t a train wreck. (Right?)

IT’S WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN! Except it happened on Tuesday night: “Sleepy Joe” vs. “The Orange Idiot.”

I have to say that means that Biden won this one. The dirtiest wrestler always loses. Isn’t that how the script is supposed to read?

False equivalence alert!

No, just me making a mid-night snack that turned into a full course dinner.

The G.O.P. has been cooking up ways for Trump to declare himself the winner of the election before the ballots are counted. It’s a woman’s job to clean up the mess . . ./s