“Well, Pappy Posse, have a seat. Some guy named “Gonzo” something called ahead and asked us to polish up Ol Sparky. We tested it by frying a turkey in it."
“Gosh, Warden, we’s jus’ lookin’ fer a room fer the night an’ a shower. Hot, if ya gots it.”
“Okay, we’ll get you some mushloaf and a room for the night. You should all fit in the solitary confinement cell. Guard! Take them to the Soli room and bring your shoving stick to jam them all in.”
Gonzo Jabrone over 3 years ago
“Well, Pappy Posse, have a seat. Some guy named “Gonzo” something called ahead and asked us to polish up Ol Sparky. We tested it by frying a turkey in it."
“Gosh, Warden, we’s jus’ lookin’ fer a room fer the night an’ a shower. Hot, if ya gots it.”
“Okay, we’ll get you some mushloaf and a room for the night. You should all fit in the solitary confinement cell. Guard! Take them to the Soli room and bring your shoving stick to jam them all in.”
“Wall, Warden, we’se been re-thinking and”
“You wanna take Ol’Smokey for a test ride!”
“No…we’s happy to accept your generous offer…”
“Off you go, then!”
“Kin we have some of that fried turkey?”
“Mushloaf. You get mushloaf.”
“Sounds mighty fine.”
AnyFace over 3 years ago
Grumpy Old Guy over 3 years ago
Love the “behind bars” picture of the Warden’s mom…..
Guilty Bystander over 3 years ago
Warden Bordon Gordon? Straight out of The Bob Newhart Show (almost).
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
One zap will tell.
stealth694 over 3 years ago
Why do I got a feeling they are about to be Released From Prison?
Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh yeah, the knuckle cracking guy.
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
The electric chair is in the Warden’s office? That’s… convenient