Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 12, 2020

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    I have no idea about the caffeine, but ….

    This is a Bud Westmore free cartoon.

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    The cure for Keurig.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Time to replace the cup.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    This is what happens when you don’t wash your cups properly.

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    There’s nothing like a hot cup of lagoon in the morning…

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    Fishenguy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    LOL! I’m sitting here drinking my black coffee and eating avacado spread toast!

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This Coffee has a slight Fishy taste !

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    A French press can leave a little bit of grit in the coffee, but this is ridiculous.

    I usually have Marmite on an English muffin, but avocado toast might be a nice change of pace.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Do I get a refund for this coffee?

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    Spills from my Nuclear Coffee have animated a few things over the years, but at least nothing has ever crawled out of my cup

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Swamp coffee perhaps?

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 3 years ago

    A little tip: whiskey in your coffee kills the strange creatures. Or at least you won’t care.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    My coffee is rarely in a mood to chat.

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    Bex Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Can he dust?

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    hoffquotes2  over 3 years ago

    Weak, or is it the coffee

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    The REAL creature is sitting on the other side of the breakfast table.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    I thought that beast lived in a pot of vegetarian chili: the Creature from the Black Legumes.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe switch to decaff.

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    JLChi  over 3 years ago

    Whoa. Sure glad I don’t drink coffee.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Aww, he’s cute! This is so funny.

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    OMG, he’s so cute!

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    Natarose  over 3 years ago

    Another good reason not to drink coffee!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    can tell it ain’t decafe

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    Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is avocado toast a millennial thing, or what? It sounds weird.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Beats the slug I’d be without.

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