Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 07, 2020

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    Okay. You’re ugly too.

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    It counts if you have a split personality.

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    Perchance he has a split personality and they disagree on the diagnosis.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Never mind, I got two others: My brother-in-law disagrees with your diagnosis, and my “smart” neighbor disagrees with the course of action you’re suggesting.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Get a diagnosis from WebMD and a second opinion from MayoClinic.org.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You’re still getting double-billed.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Medication side effects include double vision and double billing. Vision can be corrected with these very expensive glasses. While they last, get an additional pair for free. Just pay separate shipping and handling.

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    akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If a doctor (I’m an Internal Medicine doctor) doesn’t offer you a second opinion opportunity, then switch doctors. A second opinion is always worth it.

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    mountainclimber  over 3 years ago

    Opinions don’t count in science, first or second.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    A weird side effect related to Doc’s double vision.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    “Coming soon… General Hospital …in 3-D!”

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    JudyAz  over 3 years ago

    Doctor: “You’re too fat!”

    Patient: “I’d like a second opinion”

    Doctor: “You’re ugly too!”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think it is pretty funny. And so do I.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Which is why a second review should come from a doctor who is out of the 1st doctor’s network.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    And saying I’m ugly doesn’t count as an objective medical opinion.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    so i guess ’i’m of two minds’ would also be out…

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    Old Asdirt  over 3 years ago

    Doctors says, “I think you have laryngitis.” Patient says, " I think I want a second opinion." Doctor says, “OK…, how about strep throat?”

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