So, we finally find out who left the sisters money and why Stokes thinks it should have gone to him. Apparently, he is one of those “eccentric types” that Uncle Matthew was supporting. I can’t disagree that he’s “eccentric.” (Nice car.)
“Wow, that sales guy was a real sweetie. He had those quarters counted in no time while they were prepping the car. Did you see how he cried when we refused all of those extra thingies, whatever they were, that he kept asking us about?”
“Yeah, but I don’t get why he kept sobbing about getting third prize. It must be something special for him to be that happy about it.”
“What eccentric types?”
“I didn’t get it all, but it had something to do with a carnival sideshow and some outfit called “Scientology” or something."
“Well, nertz to them we got it. Is your code name going to be Thelma?”
“Yeah, you can be Louise.”
A high five later and they go blazing down the highway at 40 miles/hr because they always drive safe.
1-HOPE: I think it’s a nice tribute to Faith that I got a red car, ya know, like her hair. CHARITY: Faith was blonde, like you.
2-HOPE: Well, they don’t make blonde cars now do they. Geez. Quit harshing my buzz.
CHARITY: Ten and Two please. Do you want to lose an arm to a passing semi-truck?
3-HOPE: I think our next purchase should be a Jazzy Scooter for you, old woman.
CHARITY: Oh yeah? Well, why do suicidal blondes buy convertible automobiles? Because they think the wind will blow their brains out without making a mess.
HOPE: You wish! You would get my share of the money then, wouldn’t you? Ummm, do you have a hat or something? You got me worried…
Stokes didn’t simply extract Faith’s blood: He collected it. Talk about “eccentric.” He wants to collect more blood but the money is beyond his grasp. Hope’s car drives like a dream, yet her life is about to become a nightmare.
One would think Stokes would have had to kill them before the uncle had died if he wanted the inheritance. Once uncle died and the will was probated, the money apparently was distributed to the Brown sisters. No mention of it being in a trust or having conditions on it so how would Stokes get the money?
Heaven forbid that their uncle Matthew was a patron to the professor. Could this be the reason the first sister got bumped off? The inheritance money was being siphoned away from the professor’s research? Gee whiz, how many of those fang gadgets does he want?
Good old Uncle Matthew! (Dead, you know.) Is there anyone here who doesn’t think one of the “eccentric types” he was a patron to was Professor Stokes? And that Stokes is killing Browns to get his hands on the remaining inheritance?
Now, with Tracy and the MCU closing in on identifying the Vampire Killer and Stokes getting his fangs on straight, life itself is a gamble unawares for Hope and Charity.
It’s a Race with the Devil, to recall the old Gene Vincent rockabilly hit. https://tinyurl.com/y32zs2c7
Neil Wick over 3 years ago
Good morning™, everyone!
So, we finally find out who left the sisters money and why Stokes thinks it should have gone to him. Apparently, he is one of those “eccentric types” that Uncle Matthew was supporting. I can’t disagree that he’s “eccentric.” (Nice car.)
AnyFace over 3 years ago
Cheapskate0 over 3 years ago
So, just in case we didn’t already know who the bad guy is, we now have just been supplied his motive.
Oh, well. Just along for the ride.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
Hmm… so behind our answer to Stokes’ motive lurks another question: Did Uncle Matthew die of natural causes or was he an earlier victim?
Gonzo Jabrone over 3 years ago
“Wow, that sales guy was a real sweetie. He had those quarters counted in no time while they were prepping the car. Did you see how he cried when we refused all of those extra thingies, whatever they were, that he kept asking us about?”
“Yeah, but I don’t get why he kept sobbing about getting third prize. It must be something special for him to be that happy about it.”
“What eccentric types?”
“I didn’t get it all, but it had something to do with a carnival sideshow and some outfit called “Scientology” or something."
“Well, nertz to them we got it. Is your code name going to be Thelma?”
“Yeah, you can be Louise.”
A high five later and they go blazing down the highway at 40 miles/hr because they always drive safe.
And so it goes, by gar, by gar…
Brian Premium Member over 3 years ago
New sports car, no seat belts. Are they trying to do the Prof’s work for him?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Good morning™, cruisers !
Enjoy the day, ladies. Night time looks bad for one of you.
crobinson019 over 3 years ago
So they’re heiresses without a clue? And I’m guessing Stokes is one of uncle Matthew’s eccentric friends
timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago
So now we are getting the back story, the reason why the “vampire” is out to get the sisters. Its all about $$$$$$
a2zed99 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ll say a Triumph TR 6 same as my ride
stealth694 over 3 years ago
UH OH,, How many “Patron’s” will be blaming those two for taking “Their” Inheritance?
oldwolf1951 over 3 years ago
And there is your motive for murder.
Another Take over 3 years ago
1-HOPE: I think it’s a nice tribute to Faith that I got a red car, ya know, like her hair. CHARITY: Faith was blonde, like you.
2-HOPE: Well, they don’t make blonde cars now do they. Geez. Quit harshing my buzz.
CHARITY: Ten and Two please. Do you want to lose an arm to a passing semi-truck?
3-HOPE: I think our next purchase should be a Jazzy Scooter for you, old woman.
CHARITY: Oh yeah? Well, why do suicidal blondes buy convertible automobiles? Because they think the wind will blow their brains out without making a mess.
HOPE: You wish! You would get my share of the money then, wouldn’t you? Ummm, do you have a hat or something? You got me worried…
Pequod over 3 years ago
Stokes didn’t simply extract Faith’s blood: He collected it. Talk about “eccentric.” He wants to collect more blood but the money is beyond his grasp. Hope’s car drives like a dream, yet her life is about to become a nightmare.
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
Why do I have this curious feeling the brunette sister (sorry – can’t seem to keep their names straight) is hoping to be a Bride of Professor Stokes?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 3 years ago
I’m guess Stokes is one of those and he plans to off the sisters for the inheritance. nice to know when a vampire wanna be has a reasonable motive
DaleHopson over 3 years ago
Imagine Chester Gould channeling “The Girls In Apartment 3-G”?
Ray Toler over 3 years ago
Great rendition of Hope today by Joe with nice, delicate inking by Shelley.
Ragnar13 over 3 years ago
Finally….an actual motive. :p
Space_cat over 3 years ago
Something tells she isn’t going to get to enjoy that money that wasn’t really hers, and that she did not earn.
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
We love our uncle but only because we have his money. These two are astonishingly, breathtakingly shallow.
CynthiaLeigh over 3 years ago
One would think Stokes would have had to kill them before the uncle had died if he wanted the inheritance. Once uncle died and the will was probated, the money apparently was distributed to the Brown sisters. No mention of it being in a trust or having conditions on it so how would Stokes get the money?
Whatever happened to common sense? over 3 years ago
(Apologies to Another Take)
Billie Jo: “This car’s faster than the Hooterville Cannonball!”
Bobbie Jo: "We owe it all to Uncle Joe.
He may have been ‘movin’ kinda slow,’
but he left us lots of dough."
Billie Jo: “Hey, you’re a poet!”
Bobbie Jo “Yes, I’m a big fan of Pequod.”
L Silverman over 3 years ago
This story started off well but has since turned into a big snooze.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
Heaven forbid that their uncle Matthew was a patron to the professor. Could this be the reason the first sister got bumped off? The inheritance money was being siphoned away from the professor’s research? Gee whiz, how many of those fang gadgets does he want?
tsull2121 over 3 years ago
Matthew Brown = Abner Kadaver
JDBella over 3 years ago
Car’s a ‘’putzter.’’
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Good old Uncle Matthew! (Dead, you know.) Is there anyone here who doesn’t think one of the “eccentric types” he was a patron to was Professor Stokes? And that Stokes is killing Browns to get his hands on the remaining inheritance?
Now, with Tracy and the MCU closing in on identifying the Vampire Killer and Stokes getting his fangs on straight, life itself is a gamble unawares for Hope and Charity.
It’s a Race with the Devil, to recall the old Gene Vincent rockabilly hit. https://tinyurl.com/y32zs2c7