F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 08, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Eggsistential crisis.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Slogan: “Just Like Mom’s Cooking.”

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    He just doesn’t feel like remaining employed.

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    Auntie Socialist  over 3 years ago

    “Why can’t you just have cheeseburger? Look! He’s having cheeseburger, she’s having cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger…”

    “…cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger…”

    “OK, I’ll have a cheeseburger”

    “Cheeseburger!”

    “No more cheeseburger!”

    “OK give me scrambled eggs…”

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Wow, scrambled eggs. He can’t be that tired or he would have suggested that they send for take out.

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    dadoctah  over 3 years ago

    “What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand” — Wavy Gravy, Bethel NY, August 1969

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    Denver Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I mean, menus have been cut back due to the pandemic.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    We must be in heaven, Man!

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    kv450  over 3 years ago

    My default setting is toast

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    In the 70s, you could just throw in cubed tofu and some spices and call it any meal you wanted at a “natural” restaurant.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 3 years ago

    His scrambled eggs can’t be very good if he considers them easy to make. Apparently he leaves out a lot.

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