Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 30, 2020

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    Tyge Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Third date!?!? That’s supposed to be the magic date!?!? You really think today is as “daring” as that was???

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Three dates to stop hiding behind a false mask and be yourself. Must have been a relief to relax.

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    Martin Booda  over 3 years ago

    They mean “date” or “base”?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wonder if Janis is going to make an airplane out of that menu she just stuck her finger through.

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    pekelopan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, Janis and Arlo finally made it to a restaurant. At least they are in a booth. Hopefully less germs floating around. It is sad that just going to a restaurant brings so much stress.

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    The well known three date rule.

    Then there was the guy who asked the lady to have breakfast, lunch and dinner with him. At the dinner table he told her how much he liked their first two dates.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I see no pleasure in this form of eating out.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    First date order: “We’ll start with the complimentary basket of bread rolls followed by a complimentary glass of water”. Arlo was on a tight budget.

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    Terrence Feenstra Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think Jimmy is implying that on their third date there was a removal of clothing . . . an “unmasking” of a different sort.

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    BoydAdams  over 3 years ago

    Mr. Johnson, nice to wake up and see that Arlo and Janis are as they were last week and last year…just a bit older and cuter….Thanks.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    “Pearl of great price”, eh, Janis? >:-D

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    ScullyUFO  over 3 years ago

    Arlo and Janis’ great science experiment of 2020.

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    DaveQuinn  over 3 years ago

    For us the “third date” did not happen til we were married. OK, so we were old fashioned. Still are.

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    CynthiaLeigh  over 3 years ago

    What is Janis doing in P3?

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    alioop  over 3 years ago

    Trolling- are you sure that is Germany and not Russia? Covid is dangerous, it kills young, old and in betweens and can leave lasting debilitating effects. masks arent perfect but they are better than nothing- we are all in this together, like it or not; and we must take care of each other. [ and sorry restaurants- better to order carryout and picnic on the green]

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    33Angel  over 3 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA Jimmy! Good one today!!!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    He means kissing her of course…..

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    Emperor Rick  over 3 years ago

    Unprotected?

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    Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He never gets a step ahead.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Now taking off your mask in an enclosed area that is blowing virus around with the a/c is a BIG risk.

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