Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 23, 2020

You could always take it to the cleaners. Oh wait my bad cleaners are closed at night.

Peroxide , BLah blah blah..

Messy eater. Have you tried a bib?

That can be a pain in the neck.

I’d be a terrible vampire. I can’t stand the sight of blood. And, I love mirrors.

Really good thing to know if you are a vampire or even a mass murderer….

Where did I put my copy of “Hints From Heloise” ?? :)

That figures. Sloppy sucker, dirty tux. Refine your technique, Drac!

Just soak it in the battub.