B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 01, 2020

All things considered, you’re a very lucky man.

He’s mainly pissed because his club-throwing aim was too high.

Fortunately for Clumsy, underwear and therefore the “wedgie” haven’t been invented yet in B.C. land

Hey Peter! You missed! He is still breathing! ;)

Silly game anyway….

Like the cough really made a difference! He might have hit it closer than he normally would have!

Wouldn’t it be his second to last putt?

IN THE HOLE

“may have”?

Actually, I’m thinking it is pretty obvious that you DID cough during his final put. Own it dude!

He spoke in the British fashion – an indirect reference.

I think he is tired of you hanging around where he is at the wrong moments, his moments.

The Ultra Melvin.

That club could have been putt to better use!

I’m a terrible golfer (but I have fun!) and once I was golfing with a “serious” golfer, and was totally annoying him with my high scores on each hole. I put him over the top, however, when I sank a 30 foot putt for a birdie. I don’t recall ever golfing with him after that.

OK, I know this is a family comic strip, but that’s not where the club would have ended up.

A long time ago, I was at a practice round for the Masters. One of the pros was using a wedge for an 80 yrd shot to the green. When he took his shot the ball went about 5 ft straight up and 2 ft down range. I turned to my buddy and said, “Hell, I can make a shot like that.” The pro heard me! He picked up his ball and said, “Ok, can you make THIS shot?” He swung his wedge like a baseball bat and put the ball on the green!!!

Are those mountains and hills some kind of hellish traps?

Somebody needs to go to anger management.

The final putt shouldn’t have been an issue, it would be if it was the penultimate. (thus causing another putt if I need to explain to avoid questions)

The reason you to keep your head down is so you can’t see the rest of your foursome laughing.