Steve Kelley for September 20, 2020

Whereas #3 (count impeachments) is ear-bug… at most.

The President is a tele-phony, as well as tele-vicious.

Not gonna try word play this time. The entire GOP is just plain disgraceful and disgusting. I’ll take a smart honorable man using a teleprompter (like ALL politicians do) any day over the current occupant of the White House, a criminal dictator-wannabe who believes sexual predation is his right.

If you put “…the president should be fired…” on both their teleprompters, they would both read it out loud. One would mean it and one would have to be told what he just read.

Skelly never heard trump pronounce Yosemite as he read from a teleprompter?

Mr. Kelley, were Trump’s comments w/r/t COVID: “…supposing you brought the [UV] light inside of the body” and “…I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute…is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside…” on his teleprompter or off teleprompter???

Yes, Biden says stupid things, but until he “muses” off teleprompter about injecting disinfectant or putting UV lights inside your body*, Trump has him beat by miles, er, I mean cc’s…

*UV rays OUTSIDE your body are one cause of skin cancer; they alter your DNA base pair bonds which alters the normal cell replication cycle.

Yes, much better to go with the oddly demented fascist ravings of a man afflicted with syphilitic brain damage.

Just like Trump/Pence? Yep.

Nice use of bright and vivid colors.

Biden will make Trump look like the idiot he is at the debate.

The only time trump makes a bit of sense is when he is on teleprompter.. garbles a few words, but still.. And as for Pence.. he was hand picked.. to operate like a puppet.. as puppet are controlled.

Really we’re back on the teleprompter thing again? You do realize They ALL use teleprompters from time to time. In Trump’s case his staff craps their pants when he doesn’t.

Kelley’s cartoons are becoming more and more pathetic…

I had expected a nice cartoon of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s contribution to America. Trump personally lowering the flag to half-staff over the White House along with his Jewish family members and advisors. . . . . /s

Its a tie, you and DJT are both brain dead!

would rather have someone who reads from a teleprompter and makes sense than someone who screams idiotic rants into a mic

Biden can, at least read a teleprompter and understand the words. Trump makes so many mistakes when using a teleprompter(or even when reading from a piece of paper) because he doesn’t know what they mean so he has to guess at what to say.

Stop the presses. “Biden first politician to use a teleprompter”.

Trump made fun of people using a teleprompter, and has used one ever since. The man has no shame, Kelly or Trump.

After decades in the public eye, the MAGAts have only come up with two issues that are supposed to make us vote against Biden. One is that is accused of one sexual assault many years ago. Assuming that this is totally true, which is dubious, this is supposed to make us consider him unfit to be president. By contrast, Trump has a history of paying off prostitutes, attending parties where young girls were the entertainment, and brags about “grabbing p******”. Biden wins that one by a landslide.

The second issue is being senile. This is a closer call. Neither man seems to be at his best ever level, but Biden can usually start a sentence and still seem to remember where he was going with it when he stops talking. Trump has demonstrated quite frequently that he no longer possesses that capability. Biden doesn’t contradict himself within two or three minutes, Trump does this on a regular basis. Biden has his facts straight, and remembers them, though it takes him a bit longer than I would prefer. Trump never knew any relevant facts in the first place, and has no desire to learn the information that would make him an adequate president.

So, no I’m not a fan of either candidate, but I know which one has screwed the job up in every possible way in the last three years, and I think it’s time to try something different. Trump has fumbled a pandemic that killed thousands and created a financial crisis that we won’t be able to get out of for decades. Short of global nuclear annihilation, how Biden could do any worse?

Did you hear Joe’s latest gaffe? He is the gift that keeps on giving. “Joe Biden Claims 200 Million Americans Have Died from Coronavirus”. Remember he also said 150 million people have been killed by guns. In a country of 320 million people, that means everyone of us have perished. What a freaking idiot!!!

Yeah, when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance recently, Trump cast furtive glances at the teleprompter because he couldn’t remember the words.

Well, Trump IS functionally illiterate, so yeah, technically he’ll rarely read from prepared remarks.