Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 01, 2020

Damn bigamy laws!

Sooo, what are you wearing? And speak slowly!

Cat fishing, old school. There’s no fool like an old fool. What a tool. (yeah I know, but it’s Thursday and I don’t want to go to work yet.)

Ah, the myriad wonders of the internet! :D

Years ago, when DH and I were young and beautiful, we went to a party given by his young, pretty, single, co-worker. She keep him supplied with drinks. He drank them. I drove us home, and he raved about her for several miles, and said he wanted to marry her. I laughed and gave him the same speech Elmont just received. DH seemed very sad about that. To this day, he doesn’t remember any of it. He never drank that much again, either. Let’s see…that will be 34 years ago this Christmas.

DH ?

“Homeless humor” is an ethical minefield.

Meet in Vegas? How ya’ gettin’ there, Elmont? Hitchin’?

I’ve picked up my share of hitchhikers – but none of them were going to Vegas.

My two very fave characters. They cover it all.

“I’m actually fully clothed”

Well, if she’s (A) homeless and vulnerable to the elements and/or (B) in a public library, I would certainly HOPE so.

This sounds so much like Zeke and JJ.