Tom Toles for September 18, 2020

Not very secret. I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t go ahead and announce within the next few weeks that “his” vaccine will be available by Halloween. And very surprised if that actually happens. And extraordinarily surprised if he handles it well.

And free* hysterectomies for all brown women (whether they want it or not)!

*Taxpayer funded

I’m sure the Orange Asshole’s administration would have no problem endangering the safety of Americans with a rush job on the vaccine just as they had no problem letting Covid-19 kill tens of thousands. They are evil.

The stable genius polymath Donald Trump can add “Social Engineer” to his list of talents. He has developed and perfected a powerful “fool injection” system. It gets thousands of MPG — MAGAs Per Gala.

Let’s see if it works: give Donnie the first one, then throw him in a barrel with a bunch of maskless MagaMen and see what happens.

Not hysterectomies but sterilizations like in World War II. Instead of the brown women, as you stated, there will be both women and men. There will be all the races Hitler tried to get off the planet (besides white, of course).

drump always keeps a handy roofie syringe.

“I have a better healthcare plan.”

“Well, let’s see it.”

“Ah jeez, my dog ate my plan.”

I’m sorry, Mr. Toles. I firmly intend to turn my back on him. On November 3, 2020, to be precise.

Given all the promises and lies trump announces daily.. it is pretty hard to take this one (or any) seriously.

There is a 100% chance that Trump will announce there is an effective vaccine just before the election. Along with a photo op press conference taking credit for it.

No pharmaceutical company is going to “put out” an unproven vaccine. That is just crazy talk.

“But that trick never works!” :-O

Crooked racist Trump is lying about the health care plan, they have nothing, they don’t care at all.

A vaccine in the back is worth 200,000 in the face…

Trump will renamed the Putin vaccine Trump vaccine.

Even Trump’s own health care advisers know nothing about the ‘mythical’ health care plan he brags about

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/even-trumps-own-health-care-advisers-know-nothing-about-the-mythical-health-care-plan-he-brags-about-columnist/

Just like Nixon’s secret plan to end the war in Vietnam, which got him re-elected in 1972. One wonders why he never implemented it when he was in a position to do so from 1969 up till then.

He’ll probably have himself injected on T.V. to prove it’s safe, of course normal saline is safe!

Monty Python had a sketch about the world’s funniest (and therefore most likely to be fatal) joke. I can think of nothing in the bleedin’ infinite multi-verse funnier than Li’l Donnie claiming that ANYBODY else had the “wrong information.”

tRUMP’S “health plan” is to infect every one of us with SARS.cov.2 as a on the down low dispense with all health protocols to get sick. If anyone can vote for that monster they deserver to be locked away with him.

He’s just waiting to see who offers the Highest Bribe.