My husband feels insecure if he doesn’t have an Amazon order somewhere out there. I keep thinking there is nothing else he can possibly need to buy, but he keeps coming up with things he just has to have! He even bought pillow cases because they were the ‘Deal of the Day’.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Siri, tell Alexa to get lost.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Alexa should be called Borgexa or Vogonexa!
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Alexa! self destruct in 15 seconds!
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now I’m wondering how much Taxes Jeff Bezos pays.
HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
Sex.
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
42!!!
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have an ohmmeter that says “resistance is futile”.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Alexis is probably right…..
Snowedin over 3 years ago
I have one. Shut it off.
Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love Amazon! However, Alexa will never live in my house because I’m too paranoid about being spied on.
Perkycat over 3 years ago
My husband feels insecure if he doesn’t have an Amazon order somewhere out there. I keep thinking there is nothing else he can possibly need to buy, but he keeps coming up with things he just has to have! He even bought pillow cases because they were the ‘Deal of the Day’.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I try to resist. I really do. But Amazon has everything, even stuff I never knew I needed.
randolini Premium Member over 3 years ago
The real solution is end the monopolies, end corporations bribery of congress, bring our jobs back from China and tax the rich, they can afford
BIG RED BULLDOG over 3 years ago
stopp it alexa is sweet
smGoComics over 3 years ago
Had a colleague who would only use the word ‘Borg’ to refer to Amazon.