Steve Kelley for September 17, 2020

Most of the polls show Biden in the lead. Yet, your country is so screwed up that he can still lose.

Crooked liar election rigger Trump cheats with Putin’s help, McConnell does nothing about it.

I have to admit, I’m starting to enjoy these anti-Biden ‘toons that are mildly clever and mildly funny. I don’t think they’re correct† but I do get a small chuckle.

† I really hate that I cannot use the word “right” in a political context without clouding the meaning. ( sighs )

Biden dropped the ball when he didn’t give a mask mandate to the American people. What a poor leader.

Hey, SKELLEY, how about a ’toon showing the re-election committee paying teenagers in the southwest to spread innuendos and outright lies on social media?

And that’s what Steve Kelley wants. He wants the candidate who can actually do all the things a President should do to lose!

He can do that last panel, but I think not, even though Trump and his cronies are cheating like MFs to rig this election.

I believe in an honest election, there’s no way Biden loses. I also believe that this administration — which has installed toadies up and down the line — will do everything in its power to destroy the possibility of honest elections.

How long have people been laughing at Joe Biden? This should help.

How much of a problem did Joe Biden have in 1987 when reporters started noticing that some of his speeches sounded a little too familiar?

It reached a point where even late-night host Johnny Carson took a jab at Biden, who at the time was a U.S. senator from Delaware and running his first bid for the White House, seeking the 1988 Democratic presidential nomination.

“On the political scene, one of the Democratic candidates, a Senator Joseph Biden – have you seen the problem he’s been having?” Carson asked his audience at the start of the “Tonight Show" one evening.

“He went around and made a speech and apparently he quoted a — I think it was a British politician, took his speech and kind of paraphrased it as his own.

“And then the press got on him. And then he was charged also with taking part of Bobby Kennedy’s speeches.

“And Biden says, not to worry. He reassured his staff, he said, ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself.’”

Let’s hope that happens.

If.. Joe loses.. it will be because of skulduggery by those trump has empowered.. and encouraged to cheat or obstruct. America will have a hard time convincing the world they have a “democratic” government.. America will fall into the same group they currently mock.

Don’t get overconfident Joe, there are plenty of closet Trump voters. Hillary ignored them to her peril and now we all suffer the consequences. Use your polling leads and fundraising success as an advantage, not a handicap.

sarcasm

Obama/Biden, Obama/Biden . . . meh. Why didn’t they stockpile vaccines for the ‘rona anyway? I’ll tell you: The same reason they didn’t provide air support for the Bay of Pigs invasion, that’s why.

Trump calls for “Herd Mentality.” Campaign slogan changed to “MOOOOOGA!”

There were zero indictments during the 8 years of the Obama/Biden admin.

There have been over 200 indictments in the less than 4 year old Trump admin, more than twice as many as the Nixon admin.

It is easy to see dems are honest and republicans are crooked lying cheats.

QUESTION: If Trump were advised a major dam had cracks and would soon fail, what would he do first?

ANSWER: Ask if it was in a BLUE State and would it occur before November 3rd.

Gawd I hope not. . .

Henry VIII had a ‘Keeper of the Royal Stool’ … Today, #45 has the likes of Kudlow and Kelley vying for this position!

^ Correction … The position was ‘Groom of the Stool’ And Kelley is not even close to such a high, important role! But he could be auditioning for ‘Court Jester.’