Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 28, 2020

You’re a witch, aren’t you, Broomie? Why don’t you zap yourself a tail?

Broom, if you wagged, no telling what you might get and as the old saying goes, you might get what you wish for and may regret.

Well, there’s twerking, but it looks stupid for anyone over 21.

I thought she did during flight.

You are a wag, Broomie… ☺

wag 2 (wăg)

n.

A humorous or droll person; a wit.

Pretty sure you wiggle as you wag.. but it would take a shorter skirt for us to see it.

Ooh, what a drag,

I ain’t got a tail to wag.

I wish I could wag my tail like that, but I would probably throw something out of place.

She could always do a happy dance.

I don’t think so, Broomie. You never want to give people too much information about yourself….