Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 02, 2020

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The President and the First Lady have tested positive for the COVID-19 virus.

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    I see a shadow under that so called vampire.

    Fake news cartoon.

    Move along. Move along.

    Nothing to laugh at here.

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    As someone e-mailed me, putting a muzzle on a dog keeps him from biting others, it does not keep others from biting him.

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    That looks luke Morty Smith in a vampire costume.

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    You can Count on that.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I noticed when the debate was over Biden and his wife hugged and kissed (?) but Trump and his wife just held hands.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I don’t wish the virus on anybody.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    If we check the Count for antibodies, how many would that represent?

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 3 years ago

    I’m sure the vampire can’t get any deader from the virus.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    I kind of think that’s why some people don’t wear them. They’re not going to inconvenience themselves just to help other people.

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    Brian Fink  over 3 years ago

    Wondering if someone today is wishing he had changed his tune on masks…

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 3 years ago

    THE PRESIDENT OF THE FREAKIN’ UNITED STATES HAS COVID-19

    If the most well protected human on the planet can get the disease, there is literally no hope for the rest of us…

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    HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m Vlad you told me.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    What? Wait…..aren’t you ………

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fangs for that.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I don’t have tolerance for non-maskers. I call them out on it. I was in a store the other day and there were two men standing there. I announced, “What’s the matter with you guys? Do you hate people?”

    They both looked at me and I continued, “Why are you not wearing a mask?”

    On guy said. “Ooops forgot.” and pulled out his mask and put it on. I thanked him. The other guy ignored me.

    I am 71 years old and officially part a “compromised” segment of the population. Although GOP pundits like Hannity have glibly written me off as already dead (so don’t count the body as a Covid death), I believe that I have a Right to Life. When other people try to kill me, I take offense.
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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t harm to wear a mask. And yes, it goes over the nose, imbeciles.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Only you can prevent the virus.

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    Skylark  over 3 years ago

    I live in a senior retirement residential situation. NOT a nursing home. They keep tabs on us, we are semi-restricted. It gets old at times. There are about 200 of us (more counting staff). We recently ALL were tested for Covid-19. We ALL came back as negative. Who can say that???

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    Argisantiaxl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Do under others….”

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    wwward1948  over 3 years ago

    What virus? The one that doesn’t leave a strings of bodies in the streets, or fills the hospitals, or Is real? That one? Oh, the one the globalists used to destroy the American and world’s economies and drove tens of thousands into bankruptcies, depression, suicide, and sucked the life out of the youth and altered their normal childhoods into a fear mongering, virtue-signaling masked hell? That one?

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