Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 28, 2020

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Play Dead?

How neat! They can point where they want their bark to go!

Neither. It’s a show about the hard-of-hearing.

A very cheap rip-off of SNL Coneheads.

A dog cones like face masks even in a COVID-19 situation?

They both sound boring.

“Ruff, ruff!”

turn ONE of those dogs around…then the OTHER one can focus…

He doesn’t look like Sir Francis Woofingham.

Looks like the Hand Maidens prequel

not Elizabethan… they’re not ruffled

You’re watching a sad 2 weeks in a dog’s life. Poor little puppers.

If you do take your dogs to “Coney Island”, don’t take video of them.

Coneheads.