Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 23, 2020

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Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

What else are you doing right now?

Drinking coffee, watching the cat, enjoying the rain outside from my living-room, thinking about making pizza tomorrow (inspired by the open cans of tomatoes on your twitter-site), answering your QotD,…

I know I’m getting older. It now takes me three times as long to screw up two things at once.

I’s grate at muletaskin. I cen dew sevarel thins at ounce.

Sometimes my wife says I’m not listening. I say, I was already in the middle of something and can only do one thing at a time, so she’ll just have to wait until I’m done before interrupting. We have interesting conversations in our house.

This is my answer!!! “I’m planning on ignoring you!!!”

If you’d shut up, I won’t mess this one thing up.

“And it’s all your fault! Like always!”

She called it…..

Meeting people down to 5 if not from the same family or household, starting tomorrow – in private or public, unless organized professionally (which will cost you).

Thank you, all the … who wouldn’t wear a mask.

Greetings from Munich, Bavaria, Germany.

That’s probably a good thing Pete, at least that’s one thing you won’t mess up.

I don’t really multitask. Truth be told, I barely single-task a lot of the time!