Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 18, 2020

Good answer.

The punchline is “Shhh! — buzzards…”

So what’s the big deal about “Death Cat”? Vultures have been doing it for millions of years.

Should have brushed your teeth.

I would tell my wife to lay down and look bloated so I can get so good pictures when they come in.

She’s such a buzzkill.

Another reason to love that woman…..

Does anybody remember the old poster from the ‘70s? Two buzzards are flying over barren territory. One turns to the other and says, "Patience, hell! I’m gonna KILL something!"