Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 25, 2020

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    I don’t wear a mask when I go for my early morning walks

    I also don’t get even as close as 20 feet from anyone

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Why would that be one of the terms of his parole? So people have an easier time telling his identity right away?

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    i’ve been enjoying observing the two halfwit hot rod hobbyists across the street who have lately taken to wearing masks (something they never did previously) when they stroll from the front door to their garage in back, where they never have any contact with anyone else, to lovingly wipe down their vroom vrooms one more time…

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    I used to have a pen pal who was a parole officer. When I asked her what she did, she told me “I get paid to listen to people lie to me all day.”

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