Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for September 22, 2020

“Heard it through the grapevine”.

If I thought that would work …

I was walking Jaws of Death (my 85 lb. gentle-as-a-lamb) pit bull the other day and there were a couple of vultures picking at a roadkill. He took offense, roared at them, and they flew off in a panic. On the way back, the vultures saw him coming from about a 1/2 block away and took off immediately.

My dog is the same way.

Well Marm you just became what you were barking at ;-)

Phil, can we borrow Marm?

Good Marm!

That is one of the best things that Marmaduke has ever done.

Marmy is not a fan of Snoop Dog.

No one else is so interested in your location, dude. ’Specially from a ½ mi away.

You mean that garbage!!!!!!! It damn sure isn’t music.

He’ll get the message when has to buy his first pair of hearing aids.

M U S I C ?

He can be louder. That ability is currently paying off.

My furbaby has sensitive ears, she can here the delivery truck waaayyyyy up the street. I, also, have noisy neighbors and she expects me to make their noise stop, how is she supposed to be on sentry duty with all that noise interference? If only she had a bark as loud as Marm’s bark, maybe they would quiet down?

He’s barking because you’re not dog whistling his tune.

We had a “Thump-Thump” fan in the car beside us as we were on the way back from the pharmacy. I told Hubby that Now is the time that I’d want to play my German Beer Drinking Umpa CD . . . at the same volume as his, of course!

Unfortunately, I don’t have a CD of Umpa German Beer Drinking music.

:^{

hmmm, maybe some children’s church songs?