Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2020

Knowing full well the mauling a regular sized kitty can dish out when it does not get it’s way, I must admit to having doubts that Rip has any idea as to what he is doing to tame this colossal house cat.

The knuckles are afraid to giggle on this one.

Aw. Kitty just wants to play! (And eat you too).

I don’t understand how painting yourself with a glow-in-the-dark paint is going to help you with this, Rip.

Rip; even an giant alien cat stereotypically doesn’t like water.

That cat might be big enough to wade across from the island, if you could just lure it into the water. Act like a fish!

ka-recap

So is Thompson trying to give Rip a John Carter/Han Solo look here?

Ka-Recap!

It’s almost like he’s trying to herd a cat or something. . .

Get a giant cage and lure it in with a giant bowl of milk.

KA-BAD KITTY!

Should have gone with the giant cardboard box.

Recaps just aren’t as satisfying without pancakes and syrup.

Rip just needs a crate of boulder-sized cat treats and a giant cat carrier.

Never a giant ball of string when you really need one…

Don’t you it Rip? Most cats hate water.