Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 24, 2020

You’re going to be by yourself on this one Rip. You can handle it i have faith.

But WHO is that human woman and WHAT on earth is she doing on this alien planet?

So is Space Rip going to knock boots with Space Cobra anytime soon?

He can always blame his “death” for the indescretion, or claim it doesn’t count; since he likely thinks he will never see Breezy again.

Then again, she may be the co-pilot that helps him get back to earth, since the alien ships require two man crews. He might have to introduce her to earth Breezy

Just open a huge bag of liver treats

Do I hear knuckles giggling?

So, Rip is going to bring a giant feral house cat out of the isolated forest into the middle of the populated village as a way of proving that the cat is causing the damage in the village, not the alien. Hmmmm, can’t think of a single thing that could go wrong with THAT plan …

ka-here kitty

KA-CATCH!

Just set out a giant cardboard box. That never fails to attract cats.

Never a laser pen when you really need one…