Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is waving at everyone that passes by. While he samples the pies.

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    Magic Brain  over 3 years ago

    Maybe sell meadow muffins.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Talking cows? Holy sh…oh, never mind.

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    TStyle78  over 3 years ago

    I too believe that the problem is too flaky crusts.

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Fuel in some countries.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Maybe they need a different recipe.

    https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/9453/cow-pies/

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The horses weren’t doing any better with their “road apples”.

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    Maybe the filling is much too moist and setting them in the sun for awhile would help.

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    WoodstockJack  over 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg

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    saltylife16  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is doing fine

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t realize Holsteins came in brown.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Um what are they made of?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Well, Bossy, I’ll tell ya. It’s about the branding, and ALL about the branding, and I don’t mean that burn-mark on yer butt!”

    Welp! Time for more wisdoms from Grampa…

    My ol’ Grampa once told me: “Dobe, you need to keep all your skills sharp boy, ‘cause this ol’ world is full of ne’er-do-wells, nitwits, nincompoops, nuckleheads, and numbskulls. Now son, one o’ them words starts with a “k”… and if you can’t figure out which one it is, then you are one!”

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    dv1093  over 3 years ago

    Timing and location is everything. This would’ve been a goldmine on the Oregon Trail in 1850.

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    “They’re cherry” / “Ooh.” / “We fertilized the trees ourselves.” / “ I’m outta here.”

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Perhaps your stand is too close to the Buffalo Chips stand, chips are easier to carry and eat.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Marketing, marketing, marketing… and maybe a re-brand…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think this is a revenge plot from Chick Fil-A. The Cow Patty cafe, right across the street, is not doing any better.

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    mi_sbs  over 3 years ago

    The maid in the movie “The Help” could have been a customer.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Fresh squeezed! What could be better?

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Sorta like Moose Turd Pie?

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    namelocdet  over 3 years ago

    They need to attract the Dung Beetle crowd.

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    Ah, yer fulla bull.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    There was actually a science fiction story about an alien tourist fad of buying cow patties as works of art. The fad finally died out with the aliens realized most of the art was BS. :)

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