The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for September 14, 2020

He’s a real crowd pleaser.

Let me get my camera first.

Her given name is Duopate, but we just call her Patty.

“They’re great fun at family picnics, you know!”

As a therapist who worked on (previously) conjoined twins, I find this to be in bad taste.

Let me guess -they’re from France?

So the Addams have moved in next door?

It’s Wilson, from Home Improvement.