Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 18, 2020

Scrambled, and next to 4 slices of bacon.

It doesn’t look good for old Humpty, that’s for sure.

Under easy.

Bill,you’ve outdone yourself!

We’re transferring him to the funny farm. He cracked up…

I can’t make a decision right now. My brain is so scrambled.

Humpty didn’t have a very good summer but he had…

They shouldn’t let Dr. Benedict treat eggs anymore, they always wind up the same way.

How can y’all laugh at this yolk?

I thought he was already scrambled.

How does roly-poly Mrs. Dumpty manage to navigate on those tiny high-heeled shoes?

Are you sure? Couldn’t you give all the king’s horses another try at it?

Do you have any religious objections about us including ham in the arrangements?

Well— we might be heading for the world of Soylent Green, so those questions might be in the future.

Very clever Mr Whitehead ♥