Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2020

Hammer time…can’t clutch this

Dear God, what would I do without dear Monty! :’D

That other guy’s head is Mighty Thor right now.

This is a good tip for baseball players.

Doesn’t that negate the whole purpose of using sanitiser ?

Not the first thing to slip through Monty’s fingers.

If you ever try this game and the carney is leaning against a guy-wire, ask him to step away. They can bend the rail just enough that there’s no way the weight will run all the way up.

Shouldn’t overly cautious be under cry baby?

Please be aware that hand sanitizer is a last resort. Studies have shown washing with soap and water is more effective. When the stuff first came out, the visiting nurse would use it before she attended to my wife. Within six months, the directive came down to return to soap and water any time it was available. The way most people use it, the antibacterial agent does not stay on the skin long enough to be fully effective.

This reminds me of one of the archers in my all-time favorite movie trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4EZULqhP2E

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the Monty, I’d hammer him all the way down to the Antipodes. This dork’s a public menace!